- whoopi goldberg
- morgan freeman
- do N k e y Kong
- biLL nye
- joseph stalin
bad girls do it well
This is like the scene in the movie where a character is being mind controlled and another character is like “I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE” and I feel that some dark and terrible spell is slowly coming undone during that last gif
Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Leo: Drama Club
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.